Great Adventure! [Hiti]

[HiTi]

There was no need in telling Shinra twice as he broke off into a sprint after the old woman. He and Kenji had come too far in order to obtain a fan and they weren't going to let some old woman sabotage their mission. Shira stared up to see Kenji above him, aiming for the utilization of kido on the old woman. His eyes had widened as he considered the possibility of them taking things a bit too far with use of Shinigami art. The expression in his eyes softened when he'd heard the word 'Hainawa'. A simple rope kido that would bind the woman.

Shira watched as the rope had been mere seconds from entangling the old woman. It was sort of like watching a shark advance on its prey. That's when the loud boom sounded and a cloud of dust followed. "The hell was that...?" Shira would ask, shielding his eyes from said dust. Once it cleared completely, a figure's shape suddenly made presence. It had been a crouching amazon with her zanpaktou drawn. It seems she had saved the woman from being caught.

Kenji asked Shira who the odd Shinigami was, even going as far as to add a joke into it. "I-I don't know." Shira would say through stifling laughter at the female Shinigami's appearance. He had never seen such a Shinigami. It was only safe to assume that she had belonged to Squad 11. They seemed like the only division that would hold such a brute looking woman.

Shira growled at Kenji when he suggested he challenge the Ishna woman. "My name...is SHIRA!" he would exclaim, stamping his left foot against the ground like some kid. He ceased his actions and let out a small breath. "I wouldn't know about dating you. You're a tad bit hardened for my taste. I certainly don't know about us being low ranking idiots...Gah!" It had just occurred to Shira that he actually was low ranking in the 9th Division.

Shira leaned in Kenji's direction and whispered in his ear. "I'm not one to fight women, but I've got a plan... You go after the granny while I keep her busy. Once you get the fan..come back for me. I know how you are..." Shira would leave Kenji's side and face the one known as Ishna. He would extend his zanpaktou forward. "Nice top knot by the way." "..." Shira let out another burst of laughter at the sight of the woman.

[The_Monarch]

The silver haired shinigami stood there as the woman known as Ishna stomped the ground after Shinra declining being her boyfriend, her stomp was two times louder then that of Shinra's stomp earlier, The ground shook rather violently from the womans show of brute force, instinctively Kenji placed his index finger on his sunglasses to keep them from moving too much. Finally the shaking stopped at this point the woman raised a closed fist, "Is that supposed to insult me? I never said I was in the least bit interested in you little man" the woman said rather proudly as she pointed at the two with her zanpaktou the rather dull looking blade, was in poor condition indeed didn't even reflect the suns light like in the animes. Kenji let out a sigh of disappointment this just proved this woman was nothing more then a brute, also about the low ranking comment he couldn't agree more both he and Shinra were not even seated officers of the ninth division. 'Which reminds me, I have to go apply for a seat...'the though ran through his mind as he rubbed his chin, almost as if he had forgotten the giant amazon woman that stood in front of both him and Shinra.

Then suddenly a whispering voice would pull Kenji away from whatever random thought had now taken hold of his short attention span, he would listen in giving Shinra a nod of acknowledgment. "Alright Shinra, I got ya" he would whisper back looking back at the woman, Kenji would take a position as if he was about to take off in a sprint and was just waiting for the 'GO!' to echo around him but he suddenly just started to sprint. At first it would seem he was making a full sprint at the amazon like woman, but as he got closer the woman prepared her zanpaktou letting off a mighty swing she would miss as Kenji kicked off the ground jumping over slash and over the woman. Half way up he kicked off the womans shoulder to give him a little extra boost, Kenji would front flip passing the woman rather easily and charging after the old woman. Looking back over his shoulder Kenji grinned, "Too slow you bit ugly bi--" but his sentence was cut off when he crashed against another solid object it was like hitting a brick wall Kenji fell back landing on his ass.

Some dust picked up around him as he looked up rubbing his head slightly, "Oi watch where you're go--" but he would stop his sentence midway when his eyes looked up to see what was standing in front of him. He jumped back in fear only to realize that the woman in front of him was also behind him, "Shinra! They're ugly clones!!!" he would yell out at his comrade as he sat there shocked and confused. The woman in front of him did indeed look just like Ishna except that she had a red scarf wrapped around her neck, she looked down at Kenji "Ugly?....How dare you!?" the woman scolded as she threw a mighty and swift kick which connected with the intended target. Hitting Kenji on the chest his eyes widened as he felt his air rush out of his body he was sent back, his body dragging on the sandy surface of the floor as he rolled a bit before ending up back next to Shinra. He lay there for a few seconds raising his head only to spit out a mouth full of sand, "Gah....that hurt like hell" he would speak up to Shinra as he slid his hand across the ground preparing to push himself up, "You know...."he say as he started to slowly push himself up to his feet. "I did say I don't fight women....but for these two he shes....I am going to make an exception"now standing fully he would grip the hilt of his zanpaktou drawing it out from its sheath, the polished steel blade reflecting the light of the bright sun.

The intense heat of the sun beating down on all four of them, as a crowd gathered to see the battle that was about to begin between these four shinigami the silver haired shinigami's eyes where locked on the woman whom had kicked him. They observed her from behind the darkened lenses of his sunglasses, a drop of sweat rolled down the side of his face as he looked on at the the two women "Nobody kicks Okita, Kenji and gets away with it....let's show them what these two low ranking shinigami can do!" he would say to Shinra, midway through his sentence he was pushing up his sunglasses and when he finished the sentence he would give out a thumbs up.

[HiTi]

He would watch as Kenji broke off into a sprint. That's when he took his fighting stance, preparing to take on Ishna once Kenji had made his way. This when he noticed another figure taking shape behind the Ishina woman. It was as if she appeared out of thin air...and Kenji was heading on a crash course towards her. "Kenji! Look ou-" Shira stopped mid sentence to wince at his friend's impact against the second woman's body. There was no way in hell this was possible. Maybe Ishna could make doppelgangers of herself. Shira nearly wretched at the thought of being surrounded by hundreds of her.

The other woman didn't react well to being called ugly either.Shira began wondering if they had stepped into some Amazon District because these ugly women were probably going to start coming out the woodwork. Shira would wince once again as his buddy took a swift kick to the chest. It must have been pretty powerful since it sent Kenji skidding across the ground back to his position next to Shira. "Doing well?" he would say with a smile as he stared at Kenji rising to his feet.

Shira nodded in agreement. "Technically they're ugly enough to be men, so using our zanpaktou on them wouldn't hurt. I just hope they're not made of stone." he would say. raising his blade as he tightened the grip of his blade handle, sliding his hand all the way to the top of the guard. He would then swing it forward, pointing it in Ishna's direction. He stared in Kenji's direction, only to catch the glare of his blade in the sunlight. "Ow! My eyes! Damn it!" he would close them and rub his face with his free hand, recovering from the small ordeal.

"Right You butch bitches are going to learn that nobody underestimates Shinigami from the 9th Division!" Shira would shout as he sprinted in their direction, his weapon held in front of him. He had expected Kenji to follow suit, so he didn't bother checking for his partner. As he got within range of Ishna, he would perform a swift diagonal slash at her upper body. To his surpise, the attack was easily countered with her own blade. Her counter attack was a mean top knot headbutt which sent Shira rolling backwards. "Uhhh. More tea please!" he would shout up at no one in particular. He could see mini canaries dancing around his head, chirping in unison.

Shira shook his head and rose to his feet. He took a heavy hit, but it wasn't anything he couldn't bounce back from. There was a slight headache, but he'd just have to walk that off.

[The_Monarch]

Kenji stood there the entire time he had been observing the large and ugly opponents, coming up with a good strategy to take on the two women but just as he was about to look over in Shinra's direction to tell him his plan. He was left with the words in his mouth as Shinra took off in a full sprint, "Uh...Shinra" he would say but it fell on deaf ears, Kenji let out a low sigh as he scratched the top of his head a bit irritated all this was starting to become an unecessary hassle. The sound of metal clashing with metal though made him open his eyes and look in the direction of where the small exchange took place, as quickly as he had charged Shinra was already rolling back to where he once stood.

The silver haired shinirami stood there following Shinra's movements as he came to a complete stop he would stand there waving off the dust his friend picked up. Kneeling down he would glimpse over at the large women, they stood their ground not really bothering to come after the two shinigami with a head on assault or any sort of follow up. This led Kenji to believe two things, either these women had zero knowledge in Kidou, or they were just toying with both Kenji and Shinra, either one his plan was going to work he would turn his gaze back onto the falln Shinra, he snapped his fingers in front of his face a bit to get his attention. "Oi..that was one hell of a blow you took, but I have a plan" he would whisper as he stood up straight himself standing now fully upwards along with Shinra. He stood there with one hand slipped into his uniform, and the other holding the zanpaktou by it hilt as he rested the polished steel blade on his right shoulder, Kenji's elft hand emerged from his uniform rubbing his chin, he could feel the five o clock shadow already "Gah...I need to shave when we get back home' he thought to himself silently.

Returning to the task at hand he nodded to himself silently before speaking and finally revealing his plan "We are going to confuse them with a series of movements, if everything goes well we will charge them head on I get the left you the right, besides she seems to like you" as always even in a serious situation kenji always tried to sneak in jokes. In the past such actions never served him well, "Next, we will each use a binding spell on them at which point these head strong bitches will take it head on. At that point we will use Shunpo to appear in between them both. At which point! We will both face the opposite opponent and strike with a mighty thrust to the side!...I call it...the Super Shinigami Combo!!!" he would say proudly making a fist wioth his free hand.

Kenji could not help but laugh maniacally as he stood there in his mind he pictured the whole event playing out perfectly without a single mistake. The silver haired shinigami would then spin artound to face the women, he grinned as he pushed up his shades "Hey! Ugly bitches I hope you're ready to face our true power!!" he yelled out confidently holding his zanpaktou out to his side he bent his knees, he would turn to Shinra giving him a 'Let's do this' look as he waited for Shinra to get ready to execute said plan.

[HiTi]

Shira watched as Kenji began rubbing his chin. "Damn...That guy really needs to shave." he thought to himself, ignoring the task that lay before them for a couple of seconds before finally returning his attention to the two evil women. He could still feel his head pulsing, but he knew the antidote for that was a nice cool fan blowing winds against his face. He could have sighed dreamily thinking about it, but it would have been an odd action. He decided to instead listen to whatever his friend had planned for the Butch Bitches.

He nodded as Kenji went on to explain his master plan for dealing with these odd women. Shira liked it a lot, but he was worried about getting his bones rattled again. Shira's face took a look of disgust when Kenji commented on the girl on the right liking him. That was definitely one-sided love.

Shira nodded accordingly to the instructions that Kenji presented. Shira was used to forming a strategy, but in simple situations like these, Kenji was more suited for the job. He could have definitely used the brain exercise. "Right. Binding spell. I sure hope this works..." he would say as he kept his eyes fixated on the twin brutes. Their zanpaktou weren't even released(if not even unlocked) and they still proved to be a threat.
"Whaaaat?! The Super Shinigami Combo?! The hell kinda name is that?!" Shira brought his attention to Kenji. "You must have managed to get your hands on one of those..television things from the human world! Gah. Whatever... Let's do this so called 'Super Shinigami Combo'" he grumbled the last few words.

Shira would nod to Kenji in response, his knees fixed bent. Once taking a brief exhale, Shira broke forward. He had not been used to the shunpo technique, but now would have been a great time to put it into practice. When Shira darted to the right, it had been an average run. When Shira took to the left, his body sped up through the use of shunpo. He could only hope that Kenji was doing the same, although he felt a bit silly for even thinking of doubting that he wouldn't.

This continued on until Shira felt he had a clear shot of kido utilization. " Alright. Here goes..." Sihira would say as he extended his free left hand forward towards the brutish girl on the right. He'd only had two binding techniques, and one of them wouldn't prove very useful for him at his distance. "Bakudo no Shi! Hainawa! " With that, an energy rope would shoot towards the right target, aiming to bind her.

[The_Monarch]

Both the shinigami were running at even speed their zanpaktou drawn it was time to end this meaningless fight, the weather wasn't right for fighting and this was just an unnecessary hassle Kenji couldn't wait to get his hands on a fan. He tried to keep in sync with Shinra best he could, gathering the reiatsu on his palm he to called out the incantation "Bakudo no Shi! Hainawa!"he yelled out as he kicked off the ground basically gliding up high, swinging his arm he unleashed the yellow rope of reiatsu down at the his target. The two women looked at the incoming Bakudo spells with smiles on their faces, "Is that all you morons can do!?" the two women yelled out in unison as each rose their zanpaktou above their heads, gripping the hilt with both hands they were going to slice through the Bakudo spells.

But this was exactly what Kenji's plan was focused on these stupid brutes taking their bluff head on, it was at this point that he took his chance for the opening his body vanished in a quick blur as he used Shunpo. Kenji would appear in between the two women, hopefully Shinra was doing the same and he would soon appear next to him, Kenji couldn't help but grin he was inches from success. He turned his head in the direction of the woman to the right, she was his real target while his original target was Shinra's target. Kenji's eyes locked on similar to an anime he had watched earlier about a small robot that used precise aiming mechanisms in order hit its mark without flaw, well at least that how he felt. "This ends now!"he yelled out the womans eyes moved to the side as he looked over only to see Kenji there, her eyes wide with shock as his zanpaktou came closer and closer. Until finally the sharp tip of the blade sunk into the womans side piercing her body with relative ease, Kenji got into the moment so much that he turned his zanpaktou and brutally yanked it out opening the womans wound further.

The large woman fell over wrapping her arms around her mid section the blood spilling through her fingers and dripping onto the ground. She looked up only to see a bloodied blade near her face, Kenji stood there looking down but not at the woman he was looking at the ground. "In the end your brute froce proved to be nothing more then a mere distraction, compared to my great intellect...you have much to learn of the true way of the sword"with that Kenji swung his zanpaktou so the blood would get off of it. The blood splattered on the ground in front of him, he skillfully and in a very flashy manner spun his zanpaktou around before sliding it back into its sheath, he stood there and right on time a heavy gust of hot wind blew by pushing against Kenji's clothing. The long baggy sleeves rustled with the force of the wind, and his hair moved about wildly the smirk returned to his face as he pushed his sunglasses up his nose fixing them into place. 'Nailed it...' he thought to himself thinking highly of himself now just like the samurai in the JUMP issues he reads.

Kenji proceeded to walk away from the defeated opponents keeping up his cool moment with a cool but purposely slow walk, he stopped only to look over his shoulder giving Shinra a serious look. "Oi, what have I told you about toying with your enemies? Come we have more pressing matters to attend to" he would say in a serious yet calm tone of voice making himself look like some sort of superior. He turned taking his eyes off of Shinra, and started to walk away again passing by an elderly villager who stared in awe at him, Kenji stopped and turned to face the old man locking eyes with him he reached over and took the mans rice hat from his head. He gave the man a slight nod then place the hat on his own head, casting a shadow over his eyes only his mouth was visible.

[HiTi]

As Shira and Kenji both neared their supposed target, Shira mentally had his fingers crossed. Taking on brute women had not exactly been on the Shinigami's schedule. He could tell by the way Kenji had been motioning himself that it was time for the grand finale of their Super Shinigami Combo. "Now!" he would say to himself as he utilized shunpo the moment Kenji did. The situation had certainly worked to their favor. Their kido had managed to distract the brute women and now they were closing in for the finishing blow.

With sword in one hand, Shira had his free hand balled into a fist with reiatsu surrounding it. His eyes narrowed in on the left brute's horrid facial features. With the swift movement of the said fist, a hook was thrown, impacting the side of the woman's face sending her crashing to the ground. Although she had been an ugly woman, she was a woman overall. He could never bring himself to strike a female with his blade. Knowing that she was down for the count, he turned to see Kenji violently removing his zanpaktou from his opponent's body.

Shira always held ambivalent feelings for Kenji from the moment he'd meant him. Kenji formerly belonging to the 11th Division caused an instant disliike for the man, but the friendly side of Kenji was what made him at least slightly respectable. Kenji had just displayed the 11th Division side of him. Shira fought back a sad face.

He stepped forward, following behind Kenji. He had forgotten that their goal was retrieving the fan. That's when the heat began to burn itself back into his back. Shira sighed as Kenji took the hat from the old man. That's when a slightest surge of annoyance took over him. "Kennnnnji! You bastard!" He brought a hand forward in an attempt to slap the rice hat off his head. "If my head's gonna burn, so is yours!" he would shout.

[The_Monarch]

Kenji would continued to walk enjoying the refreshing and cooling shade that the rice hats circular shape provided for his head, it was a relief that he didn't have to take the heat to the top of his head but his moment of brief happiness was just that, brief. Before anything he heard Shinra scold him, at first he thought because it was due to his trying to pretend to be superior to his friend he turned to look back at Shinra only to see a hand smack his hat off his head. Kenji looked up wide eyed as the hat moved in the air, all this happening in slow motion in his eyes the hat slowly descending to the ground as Kenji jumped for it, arms stretched out and hands open in an attempt to catch the hat. "NO!!!"he yelled out as he fell on the ground with a thud, dust picking up from the dirt on the ground falling a bit short from catching the hat just as it hit the ground in front of his hands, he stared it with teary eyes as the hat lay there now covered in dirt and filth.

The shinigami pushed himself up to one knee, resting his right hand on his right knee using his left hand to reach out for the hat he gripped it from the side raising it up to his face, his right hand dusting the hat. 'Stupid Shinra....'he would think in the back of his head, as he looked over his shoulder giving Shinra a cold glare but then his eyes widened with surprise as his head turned back to the hat. While he was dusting it he felt it snap in half, "WHAT THE HELL!?"he would yell out looking down at the two pieces of the hat, clearly it was of cheap material or just really old then he remembered the old man he took the hat from. Kenji tossed the piece in his hand off to the side as he sighed and rose up to his feet, standing up right he let his arms fall down at his side lazily as he started walking, "Stupid old man, and his shitty ass hat"he would say to himself in an irritated tone of voice as he kept walking not really anywhere in particular.

All of a sudden he would stop looking up at the blazing sun for a moment as he moved his gaze down to the ground and let another sigh, he turned back to face Shinra completely. "Oi....did you see in which direction the old woman took off? Because I sure as hell didn't"he would admit with a rather blunt look on his face, all the while he was pressing the tip of his index fingers together. He was looking at his fingers avoiding eye contact with Shinra, knowing that perhaps his friend would not appreciate the fact that they beat up these shinigami women for no reason, because in the end the old woman got away.